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Welcome Krampus

$75.00

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Black Gingerbread Lodge House for Krampus

​Send them little shits a message!


A luminary ward of chaos. Collage of vintage art and ephemera in the style of Black Metal Fabergé. Stave church proscenium with flickering light for biker bar or nursery night stand.


Includes a dedication plaque with original poem:

Lay down your chains

Lay down your flails

I'll make you a sandwich of burnt toast and nails

Come sit by my fire on a cold winter's night

I've been kind, I've been true

I've got nothing to fright


Add a free custom greeting to the dedication plaque if you like. (up to 50 Characters)


Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel.

Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.


Orders taken until Monday, November 28, 2022.

Luminaries ship December 12.


Individually printed, hand assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA.

Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.


Luminary Dimensions:

"13 height X 9" width X 3" depth

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Fashion Snow

$65.00

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Art Deco Fashion Illustration

​Winter Luminary



Depicts a fashionable walk through the cold winter air with fashion illustrations from 1922, 1923, 1925 collaged into a small proscenium with magical flickering light.



Includes a dedication plaque with original poem:

Come walk with me

'neath frozen trees

Everywhere is soft and white

Bundled tight, we hush through the night

'neath endless sparkling starlight



Add a free custom greeting to the dedication plaque if you like. (up to 50 Characters)



Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel.

Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.



Orders taken until Monday, November 28, 2022.

Luminaries ship December 12.



Individually printed, hand assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA.

Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

9.5" height X 9" width X 3.5" depth

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Snow Bells

$285.00

Only a few left!

Art Deco Jeweled Stand of Snow Bell Flowers

​Winter Luminary


An epiphany of fearless renewal that can stare down the darkest hours. Collage of illustration, photographic, and crystallized ephemera.



Includes a dedication plaque with original poem:

Under mountains of snow and ice

A silver bell rings with might

Calling Spring into the breaking light

Fresh optimism returns

And I feel you with me now

Let's melt into a life renewed

by the soft power of tiny flowers





Add a free custom greeting to the dedication plaque if you like. (up to 50 Characters)





Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel.

Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.



Orders taken until Monday, November 28, 2022.

Luminaries ship December 12.



Individually printed, hand assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA.

Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

"6.5 height X 5" width X 4" depth

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Starlight Sleigh Ride

$42.00

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The Beautiful Snow is in My Soul

​Winter Luminary


​Deep blue in the cold, the mountains say hello under bright moon light.

If you have ever known such a clear Winter's night, it changes you forever.

Photo and ephemera collage of natural wonder and mystery.



Includes a dedication plaque with original poem:

Come ride with me

'neath frozen trees

Everywhere is soft and white

Bundled tight, we ride through the night

under endless sparkling starlight



Add a free custom greeting to the dedication plaque if you like. (up to 50 Characters)



Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel.

Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.


Orders taken until Monday, November 28, 2022.

Luminaries ship December 12.


Individually printed, hand assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA.

Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

5" height X 7.5" width X 3" depth

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I'm Coming

$125.00

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Orgasmic Luminary


Worship the gorgeous company of yourself,

Worship the gorgeous company of them.


When you are at the point of no return, the only thing to do is let go:


A blinding break in the trees

A cascade of pink static

A salivating white out

A roar of softness

A shivering brink

A slippery poem

A flying tip-toe

Thundercrack



Includes a dedication plaque with an original poem:


I'm Coming

Wherever you are, I am close

At the point of no return, hearts pump wild and burn

Now a blinding light of flashing white

I feel you out there beating in the night.


Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Hand-assembled, crystallized and pom-pommed, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.

Includes personalized note card.


Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.


Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.


Luminary Dimensions:

"5.5 height X 2.5" width X 5.25" depth

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I Wanna Bite Ya

$65.00

Apeshit Luminary


When you want to really really really hug them.

Watching them scream in delight at being tickled.

Yes, I will be hiding when you come home.

I sprayed you with the hose because I love you.


Your monsters inside want to play.

And they play rough, your shit will get smashed.



Includes a plaque with an original poem:


I Wanna Bite Ya

When I am near you, when I smell you

the throes inside me grows

My eye twitches, my tongue itches

Will you kindly grant me tiny snitches?

If I do not have a nibble, I will start to dribble

Then I'll eat the whole thing in one bite.


Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Hand-assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes two installed color blur votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.

Includes personalized note card.


Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.


Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

"6 height X 7" width X 3" depth

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Precious Dandelion

$75.00

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Adoration Luminary


Being spellbound hits harder than love.

That throat closing drama of pure chemistry.

A black charisma unfolds.


Includes plaque with an original poem:


Precious Dandelion

At the center of the rose kingdom is a secret garden

wherein lives the precious dandelion.

As time grows short, the roses crush close

to exchange splendid petals for a secret hope.

Dazed in the light of its slow flight,

They know their dreams come true tonight.


Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Paper dandelion preserved under miniature glass cloche bell jar. Hand-assembled, hand-applied resin droplets, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.

Includes personalized note card.


Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.


Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

"5.5 height X 5.5" width X 2.25" depth

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Snow Bells

$285.00

Only a few left!

Art Deco Jeweled Stand of Snow Bell Flowers

​Winter Luminary


An epiphany of fearless renewal that can stare down the darkest hours. Collage of illustration, photographic, and crystallized ephemera.



Includes a dedication plaque with original poem:

Under mountains of snow and ice

A silver bell rings with might

Calling Spring into the breaking light

Fresh optimism returns

And I feel you with me now

Let's melt into a life renewed

by the soft power of tiny flowers





Add a free custom greeting to the dedication plaque if you like. (up to 50 Characters)





Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel.

Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.



Orders taken until Monday, November 28, 2022.

Luminaries ship December 12.



Individually printed, hand assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA.

Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

"6.5 height X 5" width X 4" depth

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Starlight Sleigh Ride

$42.00

Sold out

The Beautiful Snow is in My Soul

​Winter Luminary


​Deep blue in the cold, the mountains say hello under bright moon light.

If you have ever known such a clear Winter's night, it changes you forever.

Photo and ephemera collage of natural wonder and mystery.



Includes a dedication plaque with original poem:

Come ride with me

'neath frozen trees

Everywhere is soft and white

Bundled tight, we ride through the night

under endless sparkling starlight



Add a free custom greeting to the dedication plaque if you like. (up to 50 Characters)



Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.

Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel.

Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells.

Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.


Orders taken until Monday, November 28, 2022.

Luminaries ship December 12.


Individually printed, hand assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA.

Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.



Luminary Dimensions:

5" height X 7.5" width X 3" depth

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