I Wanna Bite Ya
Apeshit Luminary
When you want to really really really hug them.
Watching them scream in delight at being tickled.
Yes, I will be hiding when you come home.
I sprayed you with the hose because I love you.
Your monsters inside want to play.
And they play rough, your shit will get smashed.
Includes a plaque with an original poem:
I Wanna Bite Ya
When I am near you, when I smell you
the throes inside me grows
My eye twitches, my tongue itches
Will you kindly grant me tiny snitches?
If I do not have a nibble, I will start to dribble
Then I'll eat the whole thing in one bite.
Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.
Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Hand-assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes two installed color blur votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.
Includes personalized note card.
Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.
Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.
Luminary Dimensions:
"6 height X 7" width X 3" depth