I'm Coming
Orgasmic Luminary
Worship the gorgeous company of yourself,
Worship the gorgeous company of them.
When you are at the point of no return, the only thing to do is let go:
A blinding break in the trees
A cascade of pink static
A salivating white out
A roar of softness
A shivering brink
A slippery poem
A flying tip-toe
Thundercrack
Includes a dedication plaque with an original poem:
I'm Coming
Wherever you are, I am close
At the point of no return, hearts pump wild and burn
Now a blinding light of flashing white
I feel you out there beating in the night.
Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.
Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Hand-assembled, crystallized and pom-pommed, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.
Includes personalized note card.
Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.
Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.
Luminary Dimensions:
"5.5 height X 2.5" width X 5.25" depth
Precious Dandelion
Adoration Luminary
Being spellbound hits harder than love.
That throat closing drama of pure chemistry.
A black charisma unfolds.
Includes plaque with an original poem:
Precious Dandelion
At the center of the rose kingdom is a secret garden
wherein lives the precious dandelion.
As time grows short, the roses crush close
to exchange splendid petals for a secret hope.
Dazed in the light of its slow flight,
They know their dreams come true tonight.
Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.
Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Paper dandelion preserved under miniature glass cloche bell jar. Hand-assembled, hand-applied resin droplets, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes installed flicker votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.
Includes personalized note card.
Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.
Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.
Luminary Dimensions:
"5.5 height X 5.5" width X 2.25" depth
I Wanna Bite Ya
Apeshit Luminary
When you want to really really really hug them.
Watching them scream in delight at being tickled.
Yes, I will be hiding when you come home.
I sprayed you with the hose because I love you.
Your monsters inside want to play.
And they play rough, your shit will get smashed.
Includes a plaque with an original poem:
I Wanna Bite Ya
When I am near you, when I smell you
the throes inside me grows
My eye twitches, my tongue itches
Will you kindly grant me tiny snitches?
If I do not have a nibble, I will start to dribble
Then I'll eat the whole thing in one bite.
Sturdy heirloom quality construction of knife-cut, heavy-weight 50 pt. paperboard.
Printed with Canon UV gel ink with a slightly raised feel. Hand-assembled, signed, numbered, boxed, and shipped from Salt Lake City, USA. This unique construction is limited to 50. Includes two installed color blur votive lighting and 2 spare energy cells. Each piece is signed and numbered by Jared Gold.
Includes personalized note card.
Toys commence shipping February 7, 2023.
Domestic and International shipping rates calculated at time of purchase.
Luminary Dimensions:
"6 height X 7" width X 3" depth